Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I yelled at your uterus for you.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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