As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Drunk is a universal language darling
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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