Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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