Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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