Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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