new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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