In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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