Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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