Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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