If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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