He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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