Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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