love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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