I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just invented taco cereal.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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