i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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