is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
