I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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