I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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