I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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