dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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