the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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