..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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