remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Randomize
