People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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