Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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