I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I wish I only lived at night.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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