Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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