So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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