Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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