Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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