i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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