i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
