I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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