Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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