i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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