is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Gay?
German.
Pity.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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