a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Hello my rib-scented angel!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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