He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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