R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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