So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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