i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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