Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm at about main and main street
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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