Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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