Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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