You're so nebulous sometimes
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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