doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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