anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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