ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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