Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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