would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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