i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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