He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
The adults are the big ones right?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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